
- Dale Doback: Hey, you awake?
Brennan Huff: Yeah.
Dale: I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad.
Brennan: Well that’s fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too. And this house sucks ass.
Dale: Well the only reason you’re living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we’ll put up with the retard in the meantime.
Brennan: Who’s the retard?
Dale: You.
Brennan: Hey y’all don’t say that!
Dale: Shut up! You’ll wake up my dad and get me grounded.
Brennan: Just shut up!
Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors.
Brennan: You’re not a doctor… you’re a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
Dale: Oh yeah?
Brennan: Yeah.
Dale: I’m a curly-headed fuck?
Brennan: Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I’m gonna punch you square in the face.
Dale: I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I’m gonna put a rat trap between your legs.
Brennan: I’m going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.
Dale: I want you out of my fucking house!Dude, this hella reminds me of when Alex and Moni would quote hella movies, but then Alex didnt always remember the lines cos i would catch her reading he notes on her phone. lmao, she thought she was being slick.
I Meeess you Alex. Rest in Peace Wifey. “I meeess you, I love you, keeeess keeees.” ;)
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